What... unholy purpose does a man exposing himself to me on the subway serve?! To anyone?

There is something simply ridiculous about men completely devoid of any and all body hair. I suppose the alternative would be equally silly.

The Yuletide holiday movies really are meant to make one cry, aren't they. I need to stop watching the romantic/I have a new family/holiday trial and tribulation ones.

Though 'Love, Actually' isn't as bad as I thought it would be. Still romantic, but terribly amusing.

Would anyone like to come over for Christmas dinner? Or even eggnog?

I cannot wait for autumn to start. Truly ( Read more... )

It seems that my need in this city is nil.

Not only do they take it upon themselves to participate without the passion that such things should require, they also do not pay homage where it is necessary and then consider it all a horrible and vile act. They had the time of their lives, then choose to repent and deny. I do not even get to enjoy ( Read more... )

I have it on good authority that ditching an arranged marriage to spite everyone is a fantastic plan. It's not my fault they thought we were kidnapped. Shows how well they know me.

Speaking of which, do I happen to have a husband with an attached twin lurking around here?

This... is certainly not cute.

I think the worst thing about this city is the sheer numbers who perish in the streets--homeless and alone and decide that I'm the one they need because they had no one else ( Read more... )